Quite Extremely thorough(9000 words bare minimum, preferably...

Prompt

Quite Extremely thorough(9000 words bare minimum, preferably significantly more) braindead explanation of history of Franco-prussian war as an exciting narrative history in plain natural serbian(latin alphabet). I should be easily be able to understand and remember this history and its narrative arc. format your answer so its stylish,creative, pretty usefull and without tables.If you have to use numberings for major steps of understanding add chapters to them.Think long and hard,dont be lazy,I insist!